i gotta carry my phone around with me 24/7 just in case nobody texts me
Being asleep is just as bad as being awake and I don’t think that’s fair.
STILL THE FUNNIEST THING EVER
This is a kids show
If I go to sleep then it will be tomorrow when I wake up and if I wake up and it’s tomorrow then I have to go to work but if I stay up then I have to deal with my mind and do you see my dilemma?
"Perhaps the fact
that I chased a girl
who ripped me to shreds
says a lot more
than it did about her."
When you get a text message and it’s from the person you were hoping it was from:
We are gathered here today because SOMEBODY *glares at coffin* couldn’t stay alive.
"Remember who loved you no matter how fucked up in the head you were."
If a dead ancestor doesn’t appear in the sky to stop me, it can’t be that bad of a decision