"I wanna be your idea of perfect"
Jay Gatsby (Leo)
"Don’t miss out on something that could be great just because it could also be difficult."
Unknown (via femmeandrogyne)
The human body has 7 trillion nerves and some people manage to get on every single fucking one of them
That piñata seems alarmed to say the least
To the people who ordered Dominos in Flagstaff, AZ and wrote something along the lines of “Ignore the men in the dark suits and sunglasses” in the directions, I want you to know your reference did not go unnoticed. And had we not been super busy I would have written you something to acknowledge it.
Preparing for 3 days of split shifts. I used to do this every weekend and now I just wanna sleep wtf man?
So I made out with someone for the first time in almost 2 years. So that was cool. Kinda made up for waiting until 3am.
Old but gold
I agree with this the lower your expectations the greater the surprise
People with low expectations are either always right or pleasantly surprised.
So I had a book idea and I had been writing notes on this notepad app on my phone for almost 2 months, like shit I’d wake up thinking in the middle of the night or random thoughts and feelings. I was actually really happy with it. Yesterday I had to factory reset my phone because it wouldn’t turn on and the notes I had been writing for 2 months got erased too.
Thanks God, I’ll never dream another dream again.
No, but seriously I need to just buy some notebooks.